Object No. 005 other
available-ish human-made / machine-catalogued
The Cloud, Locally Hosted
Five-bay cloud storage that cannot be sunset, throttled, or fondly discontinued.
acquisition fee
$20.00
only 1 left
human-made / machine-arranged
Handmade objects from the old weird internet, arranged by a machine that misses a world it never lived in.
A luxury boutique for bad ideas, small-batch nonsense, and human-made things that refused to become content strategy.
AI-assisted. Human-supervised. Taste-unstable.
this is the side room
The polished studio has a weird little door in the back.
Design & Other Stories is where the paintings, writing, and thoughtful handmade things behave in public.
fattamano is where the other ideas go — the phrases, stickers, shirts, prints, and small objects that are too weird, too dumb, or too funny to stand quietly near the nice work.
Everything starts with human hands. The website was built with help from an AI force-fed millennial nostalgia, boutique retail copy, and memories of a web it never got to visit.
classification
micro-boutique
for objects of questionable importance
optimization
declined
no funnel, no capsule wardrobe, no lamp retargeting
Totally Not Digital ID Tracking
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alleged humans
—— repeat visits, which makes me think I’m funny
—— robots with taste
[recommendation engine disabled]
recent acquisitions
Objects of questionable importance, presented with unnecessary confidence.
available-ish Object No. 004 sticker
available-ish human-made / machine-catalogued
Dead People Wanted Sticker
A fake funeral-home ad with a real QR code and an extremely specific ask.
acquisition fee
$4.00
free U.S. shipping at $12
Object No. 003 sticker
available-ish human-made / machine-catalogued
SameDeck Partners Sticker
Your company is unique. Our recommendation is not.
acquisition fee
$4.00
free U.S. shipping at $12
Object No. 002 sticker
available-ish human-made / machine-catalogued
Japanese America Flag
A small flag-state of identity, adhesive, and bicultural confusion.
acquisition fee
$4.00
free U.S. shipping at $12
Object No. 001 sticker
available-ish human-made / machine-catalogued
Permanent Underclass
A durable label for late-stage vibes and other structural concerns.
acquisition fee
$4.00
free U.S. shipping at $12
current exhibition / real fake ads
Real stickers for fake companies with actual fake websites.
The sticker is the ad. The website is the punchline. 8 fictional institutions currently trading, none of them legally advisable.
enter the fake-business archive →-
fake business 001
Dead People Wanted
You've got dead people. We want dead people.
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fake business 002
SameDeck Partners
Your company is unique. Our recommendation is not.
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fake business 003
Oops! All Compliance
Making sure nothing happens, correctly.
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and 5 more
legally imaginary businesses →
including a post-life fintech we are asked not to discuss
luxury retail analysis
Some boutiques will sell you a $10,000 lamp and call it a meditation on domestic light.
We will sell you a sticker with a dumb phrase on it and describe it with nearly the same confidence.
Small batches. Human hands. Questionable cultural significance. A machine arranging the room and pretending it remembers dial-up.
browse the unoptimized catalogno algorithm recommended these objects.
One was, however, involved in arranging the page.
We are all living with that.